1 00:00:13,021 --> 00:00:15,437 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:24,771 MAN: (SINGING) It was Christmas Eve, babe 3 00:00:25,979 --> 00:00:29,437 In the drunk tank 4 00:00:29,771 --> 00:00:32,979 An old man said to me 5 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:37,104 Won't see another one 6 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:42,396 And then we sang a song 7 00:00:42,896 --> 00:00:46,771 The Rare Old Mountain's Dew 8 00:00:46,854 --> 00:00:50,021 I turned my face away 9 00:00:51,021 --> 00:00:55,104 And dreamed about you... 10 00:00:55,646 --> 00:00:59,062 (LAUGHING) 11 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:04,104 Hey, this one looks good. 12 00:01:05,312 --> 00:01:08,646 What in the fires of Ogord y'all think you doing? 13 00:01:08,729 --> 00:01:12,021 Hey, Captain. We're just, uh... Have you ever heard of Christmas? 14 00:01:12,104 --> 00:01:13,104 What? 15 00:01:13,187 --> 00:01:16,229 Well, it's a celebration we have once a year on Earth, 16 00:01:16,937 --> 00:01:19,646 where everybody gets presents for each other. 17 00:01:20,479 --> 00:01:23,687 So, me and Kraglin made this tree and we got gifts for everyone. 18 00:01:23,771 --> 00:01:25,021 It was Pete's idea. 19 00:01:25,479 --> 00:01:26,896 Eh... 20 00:01:26,979 --> 00:01:31,354 -And this one here's for you. -Don't come at me with no damn gifts. 21 00:01:31,521 --> 00:01:35,979 What a Ravager gets, he works for. We ain't about no damn handouts. 22 00:01:36,562 --> 00:01:41,187 -It's more like a sign of appreciation. -That sounds more like sentiment, boy. 23 00:01:41,271 --> 00:01:43,854 That may be okay for you mushy types on Terra, 24 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:47,187 but out here in the cold rigors of space, it's what'll get you killed. 25 00:01:47,854 --> 00:01:50,396 And you, you ought to know better. 26 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:54,729 Now, get this crap out of here. 27 00:01:54,854 --> 00:01:56,687 If it ain't out of here before I get back, 28 00:01:56,771 --> 00:02:00,729 you're both gonna be cleaning the latrines for the rest of the damn year. 29 00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:04,771 -But that's Gef's favorite job. -You talking back now, Kraglin? 30 00:02:04,854 --> 00:02:05,854 No. 31 00:02:06,812 --> 00:02:08,396 (YELLING ANGRILY) 32 00:02:10,354 --> 00:02:13,104 I hate Christmas! 33 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:22,146 And that's how Yondu ruined Christmas forever. 34 00:02:22,354 --> 00:02:24,104 That is so sad. 35 00:02:24,229 --> 00:02:25,896 (LAUGHS) 36 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,104 I like the part where Yondu kicked over the tree. 37 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:29,437 (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 38 00:02:35,062 --> 00:02:37,021 Anyways, I just saw on the Multi-calendar 39 00:02:37,104 --> 00:02:40,187 that right now on Earth, it's almost Christmastime. 40 00:02:40,271 --> 00:02:43,312 So, yeah, it kind of brings back some memories. 41 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,521 Yondu had a point. 42 00:02:44,646 --> 00:02:46,604 Ever since buying Knowhere from The Collector, 43 00:02:46,771 --> 00:02:49,687 we don't have time for trivialities like Christmas. 44 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:53,104 This place needs a lot of fixing up before it's livable. 45 00:02:53,729 --> 00:02:56,562 -Yeah, I reckon we've got work to do. -Yeah. 46 00:03:00,854 --> 00:03:02,854 That was such a heartbreaking story. 47 00:03:03,146 --> 00:03:06,187 I know. I hate stories where everybody lives. 48 00:03:15,646 --> 00:03:16,896 -Thank you. -Yeah. 49 00:03:21,354 --> 00:03:24,562 Cosmo, what use is telekinesis if you can't even aim? 50 00:03:24,729 --> 00:03:26,687 COSMO: You wanna do it? Do it. 51 00:03:27,396 --> 00:03:29,771 Just concentrate, you stupid mutt. 52 00:03:30,271 --> 00:03:31,521 (BARKS) 53 00:03:32,937 --> 00:03:33,937 What? 54 00:03:34,104 --> 00:03:36,562 COSMO: I refuse to do any more work while you demean me. 55 00:03:36,687 --> 00:03:39,729 All right, all right. I'm sorry. Chill out. 56 00:03:39,854 --> 00:03:43,229 COSMO: Also, I want one of those delicious treats in that bag. 57 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:46,146 (ROCKET GROANS) 58 00:03:46,354 --> 00:03:47,812 (BARKS) 59 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,187 (COSMO GIGGLES) 60 00:03:51,937 --> 00:03:53,812 ROCKET: All right, that's it. Back to work. 61 00:03:57,604 --> 00:03:58,854 BZERMIKITOKOLOK: Here he comes. 62 00:04:00,521 --> 00:04:01,521 Hey, Peter. 63 00:04:02,521 --> 00:04:04,437 Oh. Hi, Bzermikitokolok. 64 00:04:04,604 --> 00:04:06,396 My bandmates and I have been mastering 65 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:09,479 these old Earth instruments and working on a little ditty. 66 00:04:09,562 --> 00:04:11,354 And I thought you might be able to help us out 67 00:04:11,437 --> 00:04:13,646 as it's about one of your Earth traditions. 68 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:15,437 -Oh? -Christmas. 69 00:04:15,729 --> 00:04:16,729 Oh. 70 00:04:16,812 --> 00:04:19,771 Everything I know about Christmas, I learned from Rocket, 71 00:04:19,854 --> 00:04:22,479 who learned from Cosmo, who learned from Kraglin, 72 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:23,729 who learned from you. 73 00:04:23,812 --> 00:04:25,729 So I thought I might just take it back to the source 74 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:28,354 and make sure I understand this all correctly. 75 00:04:28,479 --> 00:04:30,896 This is, after all, a historical document. 76 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,271 -Okay. Yeah, sure. -Okay. 77 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,979 (SINGING) Out on the third planet closest to the sun 78 00:04:35,062 --> 00:04:38,937 There's a special celebration And it sounds quite fun 79 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:41,979 A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone 80 00:04:42,062 --> 00:04:44,979 On a holiday they call Christmas 81 00:04:45,062 --> 00:04:46,812 That's perfect. Good. Bzer, good job. 82 00:04:46,896 --> 00:04:48,354 Now I'm not gonna lie 83 00:04:48,479 --> 00:04:49,479 Oh, there's more. 84 00:04:49,604 --> 00:04:50,854 It makes no sense to me 85 00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:56,354 But here's what I've discovered about this Christmas mystery 86 00:04:56,437 --> 00:04:58,896 I'm super busy. Is this a long song? 87 00:04:59,229 --> 00:05:00,437 One, two, three. 88 00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:05,979 Santa is a furry freak with epic superpowers 89 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:12,021 He flies to every human home in under 14 hours 90 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,604 He's a master burglar 91 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:15,687 No. 92 00:05:15,771 --> 00:05:17,521 A pro at picking locks 93 00:05:17,604 --> 00:05:18,604 No. 94 00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:20,854 If you don't leave milk and cookies out 95 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,479 He will put dung in your socks 96 00:05:24,562 --> 00:05:26,771 That is not part of the lore at all. 97 00:05:27,062 --> 00:05:29,771 If you act nicely through the night 98 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,604 And don't jump on your bed 99 00:05:33,229 --> 00:05:38,479 Santa comes with sugar plums and hurls them at your head 100 00:05:38,979 --> 00:05:41,646 But if you're on his naughty list 101 00:05:41,729 --> 00:05:44,521 He shoots missiles at your toes 102 00:05:44,854 --> 00:05:47,229 He might just roast your chestnuts 103 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:52,062 With his powerful flamethrower 104 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:54,104 No, he doesn't have a flamethrower. 105 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,854 Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein 106 00:05:55,937 --> 00:05:56,937 That's kinda cool. 107 00:05:57,021 --> 00:05:59,229 Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer 108 00:05:59,729 --> 00:06:05,229 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 109 00:06:07,271 --> 00:06:11,812 He's compelled his creepy elves to do his every wish 110 00:06:11,896 --> 00:06:12,937 Huh? 111 00:06:13,021 --> 00:06:18,437 One sought to be a dentist Now he's sleeping with the fish 112 00:06:19,187 --> 00:06:24,562 Mrs. Claus, she works the pole Plans her man's demise 113 00:06:24,646 --> 00:06:25,646 No! 114 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:27,604 Soon the elves will all rise up 115 00:06:27,687 --> 00:06:31,146 And stab out Santa's eyes 116 00:06:31,354 --> 00:06:32,812 I am Groot. 117 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:36,146 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 118 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,312 Earthlings are so weird 119 00:06:39,396 --> 00:06:40,437 That's true. 120 00:06:40,521 --> 00:06:45,104 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 121 00:06:45,854 --> 00:06:48,104 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho 122 00:06:48,771 --> 00:06:51,521 Earthlings are so weird 123 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:57,354 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 124 00:06:57,896 --> 00:07:00,937 What the heck's a turtledove? 125 00:07:01,771 --> 00:07:05,062 And who lit up that deer? 126 00:07:06,937 --> 00:07:12,729 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 127 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:18,354 I don't know what Christmas is But Christmastime is here 128 00:07:19,021 --> 00:07:23,021 Or maybe it's there Or it's somewhere 129 00:07:23,687 --> 00:07:24,771 I don't know. 130 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:30,187 -You just got these instruments? -Thank you, Knowhere. 131 00:07:30,271 --> 00:07:31,729 (CROWD APPLAUDING TEPIDLY) 132 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:34,979 Have you ever seen a crowd more into it? 133 00:07:37,812 --> 00:07:39,771 He loved it, guys. (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 134 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:45,021 It sounds like Christmas is a wonderful time, 135 00:07:45,146 --> 00:07:46,937 and Yondu ruined it for Peter. 136 00:07:47,687 --> 00:07:49,479 I feel like I should do something. 137 00:07:49,687 --> 00:07:54,021 -Why? -Because of, you know, my secret. 138 00:07:54,646 --> 00:07:56,104 The one only you know. 139 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:58,562 That you ate the entire bowl of zarg-nuts in the commissary? 140 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,854 -My other secret. -That you're Quill's sister? 141 00:08:02,396 --> 00:08:04,104 Why don't you just tell people the truth? 142 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:09,312 Peter's father, our father, killed his mother and tried to kill him. 143 00:08:10,562 --> 00:08:13,604 I don't want him to be reminded of that every time he sees me. 144 00:08:13,687 --> 00:08:15,562 No, I meant about the zarg-nuts. 145 00:08:15,687 --> 00:08:18,187 Oh. I don't think anyone cares about that but you. 146 00:08:19,021 --> 00:08:20,354 Maybe because I'm his sister, 147 00:08:20,437 --> 00:08:23,104 I feel like I should give Peter a happy Christmas. 148 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:25,937 He's so sad about Gamora being gone. 149 00:08:27,104 --> 00:08:30,562 Maybe if we gave Peter a really wonderful Christmas gift, 150 00:08:30,729 --> 00:08:31,854 it would make him happy. 151 00:08:31,937 --> 00:08:34,687 Well, we could give him those zarg-nuts, except you ate them all. 152 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:36,562 Get over the zarg-nuts! 153 00:08:39,187 --> 00:08:43,104 -What kind of present? -Something special he will never forget. 154 00:08:44,521 --> 00:08:48,062 -What about someone special? -What? 155 00:08:48,146 --> 00:08:51,062 Over the years, Quill has talked about one person more than any other. 156 00:08:51,312 --> 00:08:53,812 A legendary hero who has saved countless lives. 157 00:08:54,062 --> 00:08:56,479 We could give him to Quill as a present. 158 00:08:58,062 --> 00:08:59,604 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 159 00:09:00,562 --> 00:09:01,771 -(CAR DOOR SHUTS) -(MUSIC STOPS) 160 00:09:01,854 --> 00:09:04,021 (PHONE RINGING) 161 00:09:05,937 --> 00:09:07,562 Kyra, hey, honey. 162 00:09:07,646 --> 00:09:08,687 -KYRA: Hey, baby. -(CHUCKLES) 163 00:09:08,771 --> 00:09:11,062 I can't wait for you guys to get back from New York. 164 00:09:11,146 --> 00:09:12,396 -Did you get the stuff? -Yep. 165 00:09:12,479 --> 00:09:13,854 Yeah, I got all the presents. 166 00:09:14,479 --> 00:09:18,187 Everything is set for the perfect family Christmas. 167 00:09:20,062 --> 00:09:21,229 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 168 00:09:25,687 --> 00:09:28,062 MAN: (SINGING) I don't care what the neighbors say 169 00:09:28,271 --> 00:09:30,729 Christmastime is near 170 00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:34,229 I don't care what anyone says 171 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:36,979 Christmas is full of cheer 172 00:09:37,062 --> 00:09:38,604 All I know is that Santa's... 173 00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:40,021 Wow! 174 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:45,479 I wonder which one belongs to Kevin Bacon. 175 00:09:48,646 --> 00:09:50,729 (SOBBING) 176 00:09:53,396 --> 00:09:56,187 Drax, why are they staring? 177 00:09:57,354 --> 00:10:00,396 You put the cloaking device on like you said you did, right? 178 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:01,521 Yes. 179 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:09,521 I can plainly see that you just did it right now in front of me. 180 00:10:09,646 --> 00:10:10,937 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. 181 00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:12,021 No, I didn't. 182 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,187 I wish I brought Groot. 183 00:10:16,729 --> 00:10:20,854 So, we'll go down into the city and ask people where Kevin Bacon is. 184 00:10:20,937 --> 00:10:23,021 DRAX: Do you think Kevin Bacon is the leader of the world 185 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:24,937 or just to most people? 186 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:28,812 -I think everybody. -Oh! I'm so excited. 187 00:10:29,937 --> 00:10:31,896 (BOTH LAUGH GLEEFULLY) 188 00:10:32,562 --> 00:10:36,771 MAN: (SINGING) I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend 189 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:39,604 Here comes the darkest end 190 00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:41,604 Christmas is here 191 00:10:43,354 --> 00:10:44,854 (GASPS) Look. 192 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,812 (GIGGLING EXCITEDLY) 193 00:10:53,521 --> 00:10:54,521 (WOMAN EXCLAIMS) 194 00:10:58,229 --> 00:10:59,812 Steve! 195 00:11:03,979 --> 00:11:06,229 -Why is he running away? -I don't know. 196 00:11:09,979 --> 00:11:14,271 -Hey! -No! I'm sorry. GoBots killed his cousin. 197 00:11:14,354 --> 00:11:17,896 -I'll rip your head off! -Drax! Stop being a bigot. 198 00:11:20,604 --> 00:11:21,646 (BELL DINGING) 199 00:11:21,729 --> 00:11:24,937 Oh. Hey, can we get a picture? Come on, guys. Come on. Ready? 200 00:11:26,146 --> 00:11:27,437 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 201 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,104 -Okay, amazing. Thank you so much. -Thank you. 202 00:11:30,187 --> 00:11:32,187 We got a picture with the God of War. 203 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:38,187 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 204 00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:40,979 (CROWD CHEERING AND WHOOPING) 205 00:11:43,396 --> 00:11:45,687 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 206 00:11:47,146 --> 00:11:48,937 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 207 00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:52,396 My dear 208 00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:55,521 Is this Christmas? 209 00:11:55,604 --> 00:12:01,021 Whatever happened to that festive cheer? 210 00:12:01,104 --> 00:12:02,896 (LAUGHING) 211 00:12:02,979 --> 00:12:04,646 (DRAX GRUNTING) 212 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:19,937 MANTIS: Could Kevin Bacon be in here? 213 00:12:20,021 --> 00:12:22,396 WOMAN: (SINGING) Don't think I have the energy 214 00:12:22,646 --> 00:12:24,854 To add to my already mad rush 215 00:12:24,937 --> 00:12:26,604 -(MUSIC CONTINUES) -(CROWD CLAMORING) 216 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:28,521 The perfect gift for me would be 217 00:12:28,604 --> 00:12:30,562 Completions and connections left from 218 00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:32,812 Last year, ski shop 219 00:12:32,896 --> 00:12:34,896 Encounter, most interesting 220 00:12:34,979 --> 00:12:36,937 Had his number but never the time 221 00:12:37,021 --> 00:12:38,687 Most of '81 passed along those lines 222 00:12:38,771 --> 00:12:41,229 So deck those halls Trim those trees 223 00:12:41,312 --> 00:12:43,229 Raise up cups of Christmas cheer 224 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:45,687 I just need to catch my breath 225 00:12:45,771 --> 00:12:47,604 Give us your finest libations. 226 00:12:48,562 --> 00:12:50,812 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere? 227 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,146 Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located? 228 00:12:55,312 --> 00:12:57,396 Calendar picture, frozen landscape 229 00:12:57,479 --> 00:12:59,354 Chilled this room for 24 days 230 00:12:59,437 --> 00:13:01,812 Evergreens, sparkling snow 231 00:13:01,896 --> 00:13:03,146 (HISSING) 232 00:13:10,479 --> 00:13:11,937 Mmm. More. 233 00:13:15,521 --> 00:13:17,437 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 234 00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:19,979 (MANTIS WHOOPS) 235 00:13:22,312 --> 00:13:27,062 -Come out and dance with us. -Dancing is for people who are pathetic. 236 00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:28,771 (CHUCKLES) 237 00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:31,146 -Well, how about a drink then? -Yes! 238 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:33,062 Two shots of tequila, please. 239 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,687 -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) -(MANTIS LAUGHS WILDLY) 240 00:13:37,062 --> 00:13:38,812 (LAUGHING HEARTILY) 241 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,687 (LAUGHING) 242 00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:49,021 -(WHOOPING) -(LAUGHING) 243 00:13:52,646 --> 00:13:55,229 I can't believe not a single one 244 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:59,812 of our new homies (HICCUPS) know where Kevin Bacon is. 245 00:14:00,229 --> 00:14:04,021 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet 246 00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:08,021 and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. 247 00:14:08,104 --> 00:14:09,562 MAN: (SINGING) Said it was like Christmas 248 00:14:09,646 --> 00:14:11,229 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives? 249 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:14,729 Yes. 250 00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:24,812 That's 40 bucks. 251 00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:29,187 Uh-oh. 252 00:14:33,937 --> 00:14:36,146 I don't know where my money is. 253 00:14:37,896 --> 00:14:39,521 Give it to me for free. 254 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:42,021 By the time we got to Oslo 255 00:14:43,729 --> 00:14:45,229 Give me all your money. 256 00:14:45,354 --> 00:14:46,979 The snow was gone 257 00:14:47,979 --> 00:14:50,271 MANTIS: Drax, move faster. 258 00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:55,104 MAN 1 ON TV: It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, 259 00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:57,021 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose. 260 00:14:57,104 --> 00:15:00,271 MAN 2: Good. Good. Now I'd like to get going 261 00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:03,354 and have the toy shop operating full-blast 262 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:06,271 so that I can return to Earth for Christmas. 263 00:15:06,354 --> 00:15:11,271 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman. But... 264 00:15:11,354 --> 00:15:14,646 Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth. 265 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,729 Wait. 266 00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:17,312 (LAUGHING) 267 00:15:18,187 --> 00:15:19,812 (DOORBELL RINGS) 268 00:15:24,562 --> 00:15:25,687 KEVIN: Yeah. Can I help you? 269 00:15:25,771 --> 00:15:27,146 (GASPS) 270 00:15:27,479 --> 00:15:31,146 Yes. We are looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 271 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,687 We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 272 00:15:33,896 --> 00:15:34,937 I just said that, Drax. 273 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,312 Your voice is small and mousy. I think maybe he didn't hear you. 274 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:40,437 He heard. He's Kevin Bacon. He's probably got great ears. 275 00:15:40,521 --> 00:15:43,104 I'm sorry, guys. I can't help you. 276 00:15:43,604 --> 00:15:44,937 But wait, wait, wait, wait. 277 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,562 -(RINGS DOORBELL) -Hello? 278 00:15:49,979 --> 00:15:50,979 -(RINGS DOORBELL) -Hello? 279 00:15:52,354 --> 00:15:54,854 -(RINGS DOORBELL CONTINUOUSLY) -Hello? Hello? Hello! 280 00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:03,646 He's gone. Look what you did. 281 00:16:04,021 --> 00:16:07,562 You acted weird and you made him not want to talk to us. 282 00:16:08,021 --> 00:16:09,021 Sorry. 283 00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:16,479 Do you think you can toss me over the gate if you... 284 00:16:16,562 --> 00:16:18,354 (MANTIS EXCLAIMS) 285 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,104 Ow! (GRUNTS) 286 00:16:22,687 --> 00:16:25,854 -What are you doing? -Tossing you over the gate. 287 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:30,437 I didn't mean right that second. I meant after I was ready. 288 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:32,854 I wasn't even done talking. 289 00:16:32,937 --> 00:16:34,937 Toss you over the gate. Don't toss you over the gate. 290 00:16:35,021 --> 00:16:36,062 Make up your mind. 291 00:16:49,479 --> 00:16:50,687 Whoa! 292 00:16:51,104 --> 00:16:52,479 (GASPS) 293 00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:58,812 -I want this funny man. -Don't just take stuff. 294 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:01,271 (GASPS) 295 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,354 Oh. 296 00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:06,104 But I guess that's what it's here for. 297 00:17:08,062 --> 00:17:10,687 -(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV) -(KNOCKING ON DOOR) 298 00:17:10,771 --> 00:17:12,687 MANTIS: Kevin Bacon! 299 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,479 Kevin Bacon! 300 00:17:17,979 --> 00:17:19,771 Kevin Bacon! 301 00:17:20,312 --> 00:17:21,812 (DOORBELL RINGS) 302 00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:23,896 (BANGING ON DOOR) 303 00:17:24,354 --> 00:17:25,771 Kevin Bacon! 304 00:17:27,021 --> 00:17:28,479 Kevin Bacon! 305 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,396 (DOORBELL RINGING) 306 00:17:31,479 --> 00:17:34,187 -Kevin Bacon! -(BANGING ON DOOR) 307 00:17:34,271 --> 00:17:39,104 Okay, guys, I don't know what you're thinking, but this is not cool. 308 00:17:39,187 --> 00:17:40,312 This is private property. 309 00:17:40,437 --> 00:17:46,312 Now, kindly put down my elf and my candy cane and go. 310 00:17:46,646 --> 00:17:48,604 I'm calling the police right now. 311 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:52,729 (GASPS) 312 00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:55,521 OPERATOR OVER PHONE: 911. What's your emergency? 313 00:17:55,729 --> 00:17:57,812 You're coming with us. As a Christmas present. 314 00:17:57,896 --> 00:18:01,229 911. Can I help you? Hello? Hello? 315 00:18:01,812 --> 00:18:04,729 There's two... I don't know what they are. People in costumes. 316 00:18:04,812 --> 00:18:05,937 (GASPS) 317 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:08,604 MAN: (SINGING) I want an alien for Christmas 318 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:12,146 Bring me an alien this year 319 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:15,729 I want a little green guy About three feet high... 320 00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:18,021 (SCREECHING) 321 00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:23,104 I want an alien for Christmas this year 322 00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:43,979 -DRAX: Wait. -What? 323 00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:45,896 I left my little funny man back in the house. 324 00:18:46,104 --> 00:18:47,396 -What? -I wanna go back and get him. 325 00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:49,271 But Kevin Bacon is gonna get away. 326 00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,354 But you still have your swirly red and white curly man. 327 00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:54,146 How can you possibly think this is a man? 328 00:18:54,521 --> 00:18:57,979 -What is it? -I don't know. A shape? 329 00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:00,562 Well, how is it fair you get to keep it and I don't? 330 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:03,271 Because I was responsible and held on to it. 331 00:19:05,104 --> 00:19:08,729 Drax, do you love Peter and want to save Christmas? 332 00:19:08,854 --> 00:19:10,646 Or do you want a little funny man? 333 00:19:11,854 --> 00:19:13,354 Uh... 334 00:19:18,187 --> 00:19:20,396 -A little funny man. -No! 335 00:19:22,521 --> 00:19:23,771 (SIGHS) 336 00:19:31,146 --> 00:19:33,646 (MANTIS SNARLING) 337 00:19:36,021 --> 00:19:37,812 (SIREN WAILING) 338 00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:48,521 -Mr. Bacon. We got your 911 call. -You gotta get these things away from me. 339 00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:52,187 Hey, I'm a police officer. 340 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:55,229 I don't know what's going on here, but you need to back up or I'll shoot. 341 00:19:55,521 --> 00:19:58,396 Raise your hands above your head! Stop! 342 00:19:58,521 --> 00:20:00,146 -(GUN FIRES) -(DRAX CHUCKLES) 343 00:20:01,729 --> 00:20:03,437 (LAUGHS) 344 00:20:04,187 --> 00:20:08,062 Stop. It tickles. Stop. I'm gonna pee my pants. 345 00:20:08,146 --> 00:20:09,646 (DRAX LAUGHING) 346 00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:16,812 -Sleep. -Hey! 347 00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:21,687 -Sleep. -Let him go! Let him go! Let him go! 348 00:20:21,771 --> 00:20:24,021 Freeze! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! 349 00:20:32,771 --> 00:20:33,771 Sleep. 350 00:20:36,396 --> 00:20:38,062 (SIREN WAILING) 351 00:20:41,354 --> 00:20:42,729 (DRAX LAUGHS HEARTILY) 352 00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,729 Drax! You can't just kill people. 353 00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:52,187 Well, how am I supposed to know the rules if no one tells me? 354 00:21:03,521 --> 00:21:04,687 Are you okay? 355 00:21:06,229 --> 00:21:08,104 We are not doing anything wrong. 356 00:21:08,521 --> 00:21:11,604 We are just taking the legendary hero Kevin Bacon, 357 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,937 to give him as a present to a friend who is sad about Christmas. 358 00:21:15,187 --> 00:21:16,187 Okay. 359 00:21:19,146 --> 00:21:20,146 Here. 360 00:21:24,604 --> 00:21:28,562 I really wanted this, but we're even now, okay? 361 00:21:30,271 --> 00:21:31,271 Sure. 362 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:35,729 That doesn't look like a man to you, does it? 363 00:21:35,854 --> 00:21:38,312 A man? No. 364 00:21:39,396 --> 00:21:42,896 Of course not. My friend is being an idiot. 365 00:21:45,646 --> 00:21:47,229 (PANTING) 366 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:50,229 (GASPS) 367 00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:52,812 You would love to come with us. 368 00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:58,354 -Hey, where are we going? -First, there. 369 00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:01,521 Whoa! 370 00:22:01,604 --> 00:22:02,604 Coolness. 371 00:22:03,396 --> 00:22:04,812 CHORUS: (SINGING) Shoo bop, shoo bop 372 00:22:04,937 --> 00:22:06,646 Sha la la la la 373 00:22:07,271 --> 00:22:08,937 Shoo bop, shoo bop 374 00:22:09,187 --> 00:22:12,646 WOMAN: I ain't got no time for it now Oh, no, no 375 00:22:12,812 --> 00:22:15,896 I got to make this holiday glow 376 00:22:15,979 --> 00:22:16,979 CHORUS: Like a lightbulb 377 00:22:17,062 --> 00:22:18,812 Are you friends with the Fonz? 378 00:22:19,396 --> 00:22:21,187 -Who? -The Fonz. 379 00:22:21,562 --> 00:22:25,354 -Fonz. He's a hero, like you. -Have the two of you ever had a team-up? 380 00:22:25,437 --> 00:22:27,812 Oh. Well, the Fonz's real name is Henry Winkler. 381 00:22:27,896 --> 00:22:30,312 And, yeah, I do know him. He's a very nice guy. 382 00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,854 Would you consider grabbing dinner, like, one time a team-up? 383 00:22:33,937 --> 00:22:36,937 No. Eating together is not a team-up. 384 00:22:37,062 --> 00:22:39,271 Tell us, what was it like when you had to save a small town 385 00:22:39,354 --> 00:22:40,521 by dancing like an idiot? 386 00:22:40,937 --> 00:22:42,687 Oh. Well, that wasn't me. 387 00:22:42,771 --> 00:22:46,854 That was a character that I played, Ren McCormack, in the movie, Footloose. 388 00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:48,104 What? 389 00:22:48,312 --> 00:22:50,271 What about when you fought and defeated 390 00:22:50,354 --> 00:22:54,021 the super-strong masked killer Jason Voorhees in the woods? 391 00:22:54,187 --> 00:22:55,187 Yeah. 392 00:22:55,979 --> 00:22:58,479 Nope. Again, not me. Just a character I played. 393 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:01,354 And he didn't actually kill Jason. 394 00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:05,104 He got stabbed through the neck with an arrow. 395 00:23:05,187 --> 00:23:06,479 (LAUGHS) 396 00:23:07,562 --> 00:23:08,562 Yeah. 397 00:23:12,312 --> 00:23:16,062 He's an actor! He's never actually saved anyone. 398 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:18,604 -But actors are repugnant. -I know. 399 00:23:18,687 --> 00:23:20,562 (RETCHING AND COUGHING) 400 00:23:21,271 --> 00:23:24,021 They make me feel gross and creepy when they pretend to be someone else. 401 00:23:24,104 --> 00:23:26,896 (CHUCKLES) No. Acting is a wonderful profession. 402 00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:29,021 I mean, you don't get to live just one life, 403 00:23:29,104 --> 00:23:30,521 you get to live so many lives... 404 00:23:30,604 --> 00:23:35,104 (GROANS) We got Quill the worst gift ever. A disgusting actor! 405 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:40,937 -This is the worst day of my life! -We ruined Christmas worse than Yondu. 406 00:23:41,229 --> 00:23:45,104 Peter was a child when he left Earth. His memory is all screwed up. 407 00:23:45,396 --> 00:23:47,062 He doesn't remember things right. 408 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:53,354 Kevin Bacon, you have to pretend you're an actual hero, 409 00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:55,687 or else Christmas is doomed. 410 00:23:57,562 --> 00:23:58,937 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) Blimey, mate. 411 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,812 I can't wait to storm them Nazis on the beach. 412 00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:05,104 -What are you doing? -I'm a hero, ain't I then? 413 00:24:05,187 --> 00:24:08,271 I'm a private in the British Army during World War II. 414 00:24:08,354 --> 00:24:10,604 No. Just your regular voice. 415 00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:14,687 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) Oh. Okay. Yeah, sure, fine. Hello. I'm the Batman. 416 00:24:15,271 --> 00:24:19,021 -I mean, hello. I'm Bruce Wayne. -Who is Bruce Wayne? 417 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:23,146 No! Don't be someone else. Be Kevin Bacon, but, like, if you didn't suck! 418 00:24:23,271 --> 00:24:25,562 (LAUGHS) 419 00:24:27,062 --> 00:24:28,229 That's something. 420 00:24:29,146 --> 00:24:33,521 How weird. 'Cause, like, normally, it would really piss me off, 421 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:34,604 but I don't know. 422 00:24:34,812 --> 00:24:41,312 Right now, for some reason, I just feel really great about all of it. 423 00:24:42,229 --> 00:24:43,521 Hmm. 424 00:24:44,062 --> 00:24:45,104 We hate you. 425 00:24:58,854 --> 00:25:02,104 MAN: (SINGING) We watch the children playing 426 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:06,354 Beside the Christmas tree 427 00:25:09,021 --> 00:25:13,021 Presents are wrapped up It's beautiful 428 00:25:13,562 --> 00:25:19,729 And secretly the gifts you hide 429 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:26,479 The fun awaits for you inside 430 00:25:27,646 --> 00:25:30,979 Christmastime has come 431 00:25:32,146 --> 00:25:35,271 There'll be toys for everyone 432 00:25:36,896 --> 00:25:42,604 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 433 00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:45,104 I remember dreaming 434 00:25:46,271 --> 00:25:52,479 -Wishing, hoping, praying for this day -(MOUTHING) 435 00:25:52,562 --> 00:25:54,146 Now I sit and watch them 436 00:25:55,271 --> 00:25:58,354 The little ones I love 437 00:25:59,687 --> 00:26:03,729 So excited by the way 438 00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:08,854 Christmastime has come 439 00:26:09,354 --> 00:26:12,896 There'll be toys for everyone 440 00:26:14,187 --> 00:26:20,271 'Cause Christmastime has come for you 441 00:26:30,187 --> 00:26:32,854 And now the word is given 442 00:26:34,271 --> 00:26:36,979 It's time to peer inside 443 00:26:39,729 --> 00:26:41,021 Are you kidding me? 444 00:26:41,854 --> 00:26:46,771 So anxious for your look of joy 445 00:26:47,062 --> 00:26:52,437 Merry Christmas, Peter. From me and Drax and, you know, 446 00:26:55,479 --> 00:26:56,646 all of us, really. 447 00:26:59,396 --> 00:27:01,771 Christmastime has come 448 00:27:02,521 --> 00:27:05,687 There'll be toys for everyone 449 00:27:07,771 --> 00:27:13,104 'Cause Christmastime has come 450 00:27:14,312 --> 00:27:16,146 For you 451 00:27:18,646 --> 00:27:20,812 Oh! You guys. 452 00:27:21,646 --> 00:27:25,104 There'll be toys for everyone 453 00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:27,896 What did you do? 454 00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:30,729 'Cause Christmastime has come 455 00:27:30,812 --> 00:27:33,104 For you 456 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,687 (BOX THUMPING) 457 00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:44,771 KEVIN: Hey, uh, guys, I'm about to pass out. 458 00:27:44,854 --> 00:27:46,354 There's no air in here. 459 00:27:48,521 --> 00:27:49,604 (MANTIS GIGGLES) 460 00:27:58,062 --> 00:27:59,146 Ta-da! 461 00:27:59,354 --> 00:28:02,521 You must be Pete. Merry Christmas! 462 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:07,354 It's Kevin Bacon. He's not a loser. He's great. We don't hate him at all. 463 00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:10,604 What'd you do? 464 00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:12,312 -What? -What did you do? 465 00:28:12,479 --> 00:28:16,812 -We got you Kevin Bacon as a present. -You got me a human being as a present? 466 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,979 What better gift for the guy who has everything 467 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:21,604 than an actual human living person? 468 00:28:21,687 --> 00:28:25,646 This isn't a Christmas gift! This is human trafficking! 469 00:28:25,729 --> 00:28:28,354 -Yes! -It was mostly Drax's idea. 470 00:28:28,562 --> 00:28:29,562 It was. 471 00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:31,229 Hey, Pete, I got to stick up for these guys, 472 00:28:31,312 --> 00:28:33,187 because to tell you the truth, 473 00:28:33,271 --> 00:28:36,479 I am totally stoked about the whole thing, man. 474 00:28:38,646 --> 00:28:42,312 -You used your powers on him, didn't you? -Maybe. I can't remember. 475 00:28:42,396 --> 00:28:45,104 Get Kevin Bacon out of the trance now! 476 00:28:49,229 --> 00:28:50,854 Just be what you really are. 477 00:28:58,396 --> 00:28:59,854 -(SCREAMS) -(GASPS) 478 00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:03,396 (SCREAMING) 479 00:29:03,521 --> 00:29:05,896 Dude, calm down. We're not gonna hurt you. 480 00:29:06,396 --> 00:29:09,812 -That's a talking raccoon. -I'll kill you. Don't ever call me that! 481 00:29:09,896 --> 00:29:11,229 Whoa! 482 00:29:11,312 --> 00:29:13,146 Sir, sir, sir. Right here, right here. 483 00:29:13,604 --> 00:29:17,271 Kraglin, prepare The Bowie for his transport back to Earth. 484 00:29:17,354 --> 00:29:19,229 -Aye, Captain. -Mr. Bacon, I am so sorry. 485 00:29:19,396 --> 00:29:20,396 This is really embarrassing. 486 00:29:20,479 --> 00:29:23,104 I know you're worried sick and your family is, too. 487 00:29:23,187 --> 00:29:24,979 We're gonna get you back home immediately. 488 00:29:25,062 --> 00:29:26,187 I am Groot. 489 00:29:26,271 --> 00:29:28,854 Oh. Suddenly you thought it was a bad idea all along? 490 00:29:28,937 --> 00:29:29,937 I am Groot. 491 00:29:30,021 --> 00:29:32,521 Dude, I literally just saw you wheel him out in front of everybody. 492 00:29:35,271 --> 00:29:38,354 I'm gonna let you go, Kevin Bacon. Don't run. 493 00:29:38,979 --> 00:29:41,146 -You're not gonna run? -No, no. No, no, no. 494 00:29:41,812 --> 00:29:43,062 (SHOUTS IN FEAR) 495 00:29:44,896 --> 00:29:47,479 -Go get Kevin Bacon. -I've got it. 496 00:29:48,437 --> 00:29:51,521 -Don't kill him. -NEBULA: You can't outrun me, Bacon! 497 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,687 Hey, that man was a plant. 498 00:30:04,771 --> 00:30:08,646 Oh, Groot? He's just a kid. Sorry about all this stuff. 499 00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:10,729 What's that on your head? 500 00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:14,979 That is a device for controlling a flying arrow. 501 00:30:15,062 --> 00:30:17,354 But I ain't quite got the hang of it yet. 502 00:30:19,104 --> 00:30:20,729 I know this must all be a shock to you, 503 00:30:20,812 --> 00:30:25,104 but it's only 'cause you mean a great deal to Pete that they've done it. 504 00:30:26,729 --> 00:30:28,312 Pete didn't have much to love growing up, 505 00:30:28,396 --> 00:30:32,062 but one thing he did love was telling us all stories about you. 506 00:30:32,354 --> 00:30:36,021 -Me? -You saved a town through dancing. 507 00:30:36,937 --> 00:30:41,729 And once, Pete saved the whole galaxy with dancing. For real. 508 00:30:42,271 --> 00:30:43,979 You taught him how to be a hero, 509 00:30:44,979 --> 00:30:47,271 and now he might just be the greatest hero alive. 510 00:30:52,271 --> 00:30:53,437 Mant and these dopes, 511 00:30:53,521 --> 00:30:58,646 they was just hoping you'd bring the joy of Christmas back into his heart, is all. 512 00:31:01,229 --> 00:31:02,521 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 513 00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:05,187 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 514 00:31:05,271 --> 00:31:06,437 Whoa! 515 00:31:10,021 --> 00:31:12,604 How on earth do you get reception up here? 516 00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:15,812 Couple of good satellite dishes out front 517 00:31:15,896 --> 00:31:18,562 will get you anything within about 400 million light-years. 518 00:31:18,646 --> 00:31:19,646 Hi, honey. 519 00:31:19,729 --> 00:31:20,771 KYRA: Are you at the house? 520 00:31:20,854 --> 00:31:23,937 Yeah, no, (STAMMERS) I'm just with some friends. 521 00:31:24,479 --> 00:31:26,979 Oh, okay. Well, what time do you think you'll be home? 522 00:31:29,729 --> 00:31:33,729 Hey, would it be okay if I'm just a little bit late? 523 00:31:35,146 --> 00:31:39,979 I got some friends here that kind of need to learn about Christmas. 524 00:31:45,937 --> 00:31:47,312 (FEEDBACK WHINES) 525 00:31:48,521 --> 00:31:50,104 (MUSIC PLAYING) 526 00:31:55,979 --> 00:31:59,604 (SINGING) When we are born We are swaddled and snuggled 527 00:31:59,729 --> 00:32:03,354 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 528 00:32:03,521 --> 00:32:07,187 When we grow up things get muddled 529 00:32:07,354 --> 00:32:09,979 And here it is Christmastime 530 00:32:11,271 --> 00:32:15,687 Will you stop by for a piece of delicious peach pie? 531 00:32:15,771 --> 00:32:18,687 While I tell you my yuletide wishes 532 00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:22,354 You can help me do the dishes 533 00:32:22,437 --> 00:32:25,312 'Cause here it is Christmastime 534 00:32:25,437 --> 00:32:27,479 And we all want someone 535 00:32:28,771 --> 00:32:31,271 Who will love us and hold us 536 00:32:32,979 --> 00:32:35,646 To curl up alongside 537 00:32:36,729 --> 00:32:39,396 When nights are the coldest 538 00:32:40,771 --> 00:32:43,062 And we all want someone 539 00:32:43,979 --> 00:32:46,646 Who will hug us and kiss us 540 00:32:49,646 --> 00:32:53,146 All I want is you for Christmas 541 00:32:55,187 --> 00:32:58,646 Let us examine the holiday spirit 542 00:32:58,771 --> 00:33:02,521 Let the small kids sing so we can all hear it 543 00:33:02,604 --> 00:33:06,187 Light up a fire and pull the chair near it 544 00:33:06,312 --> 00:33:08,271 'Cause here it is Christmastime 545 00:33:08,396 --> 00:33:09,729 Bucky's arm? 546 00:33:09,812 --> 00:33:11,354 We all want someone 547 00:33:12,229 --> 00:33:13,229 Merry Christmas. 548 00:33:13,312 --> 00:33:15,312 Who will love us and hold us 549 00:33:16,937 --> 00:33:19,271 To curl up alongside 550 00:33:20,562 --> 00:33:22,687 When nights are the coldest 551 00:33:24,396 --> 00:33:26,437 And we all want someone 552 00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:30,437 Who will hug us and kiss us 553 00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:36,896 All I want is you for Christmas 554 00:33:40,437 --> 00:33:43,896 (GUITAR SOLO PLAYING) 555 00:33:59,979 --> 00:34:01,604 (GASPS) 556 00:34:04,937 --> 00:34:06,229 (BOTH LAUGHING) 557 00:34:09,229 --> 00:34:12,896 When we are born we are swaddled and snuggled 558 00:34:13,104 --> 00:34:16,771 Whispered to, fussed over Tickled and cuddled 559 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:20,521 And when we grow up things get muddled 560 00:34:20,604 --> 00:34:23,396 And here it is Christmastime 561 00:34:23,479 --> 00:34:25,812 And we all want someone 562 00:34:26,771 --> 00:34:29,646 Who will love us and hold us 563 00:34:31,146 --> 00:34:33,729 To curl up alongside 564 00:34:34,854 --> 00:34:37,354 When nights are the coldest 565 00:34:38,687 --> 00:34:41,271 And we all want someone 566 00:34:41,979 --> 00:34:44,896 Who will hug us and kiss us 567 00:34:47,604 --> 00:34:51,229 All I want is you for Christmas 568 00:34:51,312 --> 00:34:54,812 -All I want is you for Christmas -(CHUCKLES) 569 00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:58,979 All I want is you for Christmas 570 00:35:00,812 --> 00:35:02,729 (SONG ENDS) 571 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:07,187 (ALL CHEERING) 572 00:35:18,104 --> 00:35:20,437 -The best Christmas ever. -Oh, come on. Bring it in. 573 00:35:21,896 --> 00:35:23,229 Okay. All right. 574 00:35:23,979 --> 00:35:26,521 -Love you, guys. -COSMO: We love you, Kevin Bacon. 575 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,646 ALL: Bye, Kevin Bacon. 576 00:35:28,729 --> 00:35:30,812 ROCKET: See you, Kevin Bacon. 577 00:35:30,937 --> 00:35:33,479 -DRAX: We love you, Kevin Bacon. -Hey, I'll see you at Easter. 578 00:35:35,896 --> 00:35:39,854 Wow. I guess all actors aren't complete pieces of shit. 579 00:35:46,271 --> 00:35:50,812 I can't believe you guys did all of that for me. I mean, why? 580 00:35:51,562 --> 00:35:52,562 Why what? 581 00:35:52,646 --> 00:35:56,021 Why would you go to the trouble of going all the way to Earth 582 00:35:56,104 --> 00:35:59,229 to abduct Kevin Bacon? 583 00:36:01,146 --> 00:36:04,771 Kraglin told us the story about how Yondu ruined Christmas. 584 00:36:05,437 --> 00:36:07,312 So we wanted to save it for you. 585 00:36:09,562 --> 00:36:11,229 (CHUCKLES) 586 00:36:11,312 --> 00:36:13,646 I'm not sure Kraglin knows how that story ended. 587 00:36:33,479 --> 00:36:35,729 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 588 00:36:43,062 --> 00:36:44,479 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 589 00:37:01,521 --> 00:37:03,021 That is so sweet. 590 00:37:05,521 --> 00:37:06,521 That's Yondu. 591 00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:13,646 I guess I just wanted to do something special for you, because, well... 592 00:37:17,437 --> 00:37:20,271 -What? -Your father, Peter. 593 00:37:22,187 --> 00:37:26,187 -He might be... -Ego? He might be what? 594 00:37:26,479 --> 00:37:27,771 He might be... 595 00:37:28,562 --> 00:37:32,812 He is my father, too. 596 00:37:36,937 --> 00:37:38,771 Wait. So does that make you my sister? 597 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:44,104 (MANTIS EXHALES DEEPLY) 598 00:37:44,187 --> 00:37:49,312 Mantis, that's the greatest Christmas gift I could ever get. 599 00:37:52,354 --> 00:37:53,771 (CHUCKLES) 600 00:37:56,646 --> 00:37:58,312 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING HYMNAL) 601 00:38:00,604 --> 00:38:03,896 -Merry Christmas, Mantis. -Merry Christmas, Peter. 602 00:38:24,687 --> 00:38:27,104 MAN: (SINGING) I could have been someone 603 00:38:27,937 --> 00:38:30,604 WOMAN: Well, so could anyone 604 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:36,729 You took my dreams from me when I first found you 605 00:38:36,812 --> 00:38:39,687 MAN: I kept them with me, babe 606 00:38:39,771 --> 00:38:42,521 I put them with my own 607 00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:43,604 (BOTH LAUGH) 608 00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:45,562 Can't make it all alone 609 00:38:45,646 --> 00:38:49,187 I've built my dreams around you 610 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,771 The boys of the NYPD choir 611 00:38:53,854 --> 00:38:56,354 Still singing Galway Bay 612 00:38:56,479 --> 00:38:59,187 And the bells are ringing out 613 00:38:59,271 --> 00:39:01,812 For Christmas Day 614 00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:10,479 (CHORUS VOCALIZING) 615 00:41:12,479 --> 00:41:14,271 (FEMALE CHORUS VOCALIZING) 616 00:41:41,396 --> 00:41:45,771 -Oh, come on, Groot! -COSMO: Groot ruined Christmas again. 617 00:41:46,562 --> 00:41:48,187 Now we got to have another special.